HELPLINE: "Automotive Helpline, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"
HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"
CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know?"

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" an incensed Romney told Matthew Friedemann, a close friend, according to Friedemann's recollection. Days later, Friedemann found Romney marching out of his dorm room ahead of a prep-school posse shouting about their plan to cut Lauber's hair. George Romney, kept complaining about Lauber's look, Friedemann recalled. As Lauber, his eyes filling with tears, screamed for help, Romney repeatedly clipped his hair with scissors. He now had bleached-blond hair that draped over one eye, and Romney wasn't having it. "He can't look like that. The high-school senior spotted something he thought did not belong at a school where the boys wore ties and carried briefcases. John Lauber, a soft-spoken new student one year behind Romney, was perpetually teased for his nonconformity and presumed homosexuality. Friedemann followed them to a nearby room where they came upon Lauber, tackled him and pinned him to the ground.